hella_bunyip ([info]hella_bunyip) wrote,
@ 2005-12-22 14:49:00
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My ass is marvelously evocative
This entry was going to be called "Christmas Party", but I mistyped it. Maybe I won't be linking my parents to this journal any time soon. :(

We took Toby to the company Christmas party on Monday! He yelled and yelled. Probably it bugged some people! We took it in turns to eat, and one of my wokrmates who is herself a recent mother helped out, and by dessert he'd settled enough that we could put him in the pram to sleep. Then we both relaxed and chatted for a bit. I had a nice rack of lamb which, apart from being a little cold when I got to it (I had baby-holding shift when it arrived), was pretty nice. Slightly rare and very tender. Janey had salmon. True to the excesses of the Christmas season, I had a beer AND a glass of wine. Wow!

The party was held at the "Kelvin Club", which is designed to evoke London gentlemen's clubs of the Victorian era, I guess. It had mahogany panelling and bookcases and musty old armchairs in front of hearths and stuff. The entrance was in a dodgy-looking alley. The owner was almost exactly the kind of guy I'd expect to be managing such a place, too. It's hard to explain, but he was kind of a little guy, and not quite obsequious to his guests, but close to it. He had a room dedicated to the fly-fishing club of Victoria (I know because Janey used it for breastfeeding). A whole wall full of fly-fishing books, all at least thirty years old! I guessed that the guy probably had model trains and emotional problems. The second part was proved right when I was walking Toby back and forth downstairs and the guy came down without realising I was there, going "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" like he had Tourette's and muttering something about the fucking kitchen. Poor man.

We left about 9:30 and took the train home, but it took ages because I kept doing really dumb things while choosing what trains to take. I should probably start pretending I have Tourette's so I can go nuts when this happens. Luckily by this stage, Toby was so fast asleep he didn't care.



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[info]square721bt
2005-12-22 02:40 pm UTC (link)
What sorts of dumb things? Juggling kippers? Investing without doing the proper research? Sticking your head in tight places? Inquiring minds want to know.

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[info]hella_bunyip
2005-12-22 11:51 pm UTC (link)
Juggling kippers would be a definite step up.

We went to the station and down to the usual platform, number 2, taking the lift due to having a pram. There were no trains on the usual platform. I realised I should have checked the monitors at the top level to see what train to take. So I went up the escalator to have a look. On the "Franskton Line" monitors it said "catch the next train to Richmond and change". So, instead of looking at the other monitors to see what trains go to Richmond, I went back down the stairs to quickly look at Platform 1. I should already have known platform 1 trains go in the other direction, and that platform 4 trains go to Richmond. Rather than thinking about it, I told Janey to wait on Platform One while I ran down the escalator again to platform 4. The next train was due in 2 minutes. I went back up by the lift (only now realising that this was quicker since no one else was using it), took Janey and the pram back down, got there too late and had to wait twenty minutes for the next one.

Then!

When we got to Richmond we went over to the platform that Frankston trains leave from. A Pakenham train came but that doesn't go to Frankston. So that train left, and a Frankston train was due in ten minutes. About then I realised that I'd specifically told Janey to park at Clayton station that day! Clayton station is not on the Frankston line. It is on the Pakenham line. We had to wait another half an hour for the next one.

Tonight we're going to my parents for Christmas dinner, and I've told Janey to meet me there. I am telling myself every few minutes to remember to take the Glen Waverley line today. I will probably end up in Werribee. :(

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[info]undefinedmonkey
2005-12-23 12:35 am UTC (link)
Remember to take the Glen Waverly line today, so you don't end up in Werribee.

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[info]hella_bunyip
2005-12-23 12:37 am UTC (link)
OKAY

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